Birdwatching Humorist Pillows

CEO and COO.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

'Hey! Eyes up here!'

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a father.'

'What a game. The tailback credited me for both of his touchdowns!'

Artist Hazards

New York Scatological Society

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Who do you think you're kidding! There's no such thing as "Gull Scout Cookies."

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Twitter Feed

Twitter feed

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Stone the Crows 3pm

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

A couple of birds out on the town.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."