Birdwatcher With Humor Pillows

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Pigeons are evil,

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

"Great tights!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chickenspox

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

A couple of birds out on the town.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"He's a bird-dog."