Birdwatcher With Humor Prints

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Pigeons are evil,

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"Great tights!"

Cyclist Flamingoes

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'