Birdwatcher Humor Prints

"I swear...I have no idea!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Let's try to flip this house before we fly back up North.

Cat Tries to Catch a Bird.

"Yeah, I got the whole trip on frequent flyer points!"

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Well, that backfired."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"He's a bird-dog."

Closed for Summer.

Artist Hazards

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

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