Bird Watchers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Self examination.

"I liked him before his tweets got all political."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

Cyclist Flamingoes

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You fly into a window, too?"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Closed for Summer.

Artist Hazards

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.