Bird Watchers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Self examination.

"I liked him before his tweets got all political."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

Cyclist Flamingoes

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"You fly into a window, too?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

A couple of birds out on the town.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Closed for Summer.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Artist Hazards

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

'He's been binge drinking again.'

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

The late bird orders a take away.