Birdwatching Comedians Gifts

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Well, that backfired."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"He's a bird-dog."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Artist Hazards

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

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