Birdwatching Comedians Prints

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Well, that backfired."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"He's a bird-dog."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

Artist Hazards

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

CEO and COO.

Self examination.