Humorous Bird Buffs Prints

The late bird orders a take away.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Well, that backfired."

A couple of birds out on the town.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Blackbirds.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

Artist Hazards

Squawk dirty to me...

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

'Why can't I ever lead?'

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."