Humorous Bird Buffs T-Shirts

The late bird orders a take away.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

Cyclist Flamingoes

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Well, that backfired."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Blackbirds.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Squawk dirty to me...

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

Artist Hazards

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'