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"Well, that backfired."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Cyclist Flamingoes

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

Artist Hazards

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Cat Tries to Catch a Bird.

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

The late bird orders a take away.

'He's been binge drinking again.'