Bird Humor Fans Mugs

"Well, that backfired."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Cyclist Flamingoes

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Take me to your feeder,'

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

Artist Hazards

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

'He's been binge drinking again.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

The late bird orders a take away.

Cat Tries to Catch a Bird.

Who do you think you're kidding! There's no such thing as "Gull Scout Cookies."