Water Fowl Enthusiast Pillows

Swan Diving

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Duck Hunt

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Did you get my tweet?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

Egyptian Football

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Lifesaver!

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Could I have my Bill ?

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

A family playing in the sea

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'