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"Excuse me, have you seen anything of a plump, sord orsute of wildfowl here abouts?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'You know too much!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pigeon Little

Garden Goddess.

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."