Wildfowl Enthusiast Mugs

"Excuse me, have you seen anything of a plump, sord orsute of wildfowl here abouts?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

'You know too much!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Pigeon Little

Garden Goddess.

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'