Waterfowl Hunting T-Shirts

"I'm sorry the dog's sick but if you drop a bird in the drink YOU'RE the one that's fetching it."

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Bloody Butcher

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Pointing.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.