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'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

'Cannonball!'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Feathered frenzy

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Family swimming in the ocean

'He was born to the sea.'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Stork one-upmanship

A heron wearing waders.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"Why so tense?"

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

"He's allergic to pond water."

Fruit Bowl

Bridge opens for passing swans.

Fish with Oars.

'Lessee....If I cut that rope next time around...'

'You spoil that hamster...'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

Two men in a capsized canoe

People said that it was beginner's luck that Robert caught two fish the very first time he went fishing.

Duck Feet