Waterfowl Aficionado Gifts

'He was born to the sea.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Eat me"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Geese's Thoughts.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Egyptian Football

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Phew, that was close."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Making fun of Starfish.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'We should talk more.'

Feathered frenzy

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'