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'You won't find a better deal. Not for frameless.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Fido and Fifi

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I saw him go that way.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Nuclear power station and ecology

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"I got you a gift."

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

People said that it was beginner's luck that Robert caught two fish the very first time he went fishing.

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

"I don't do windows."

"Fish on!"

Worm for Two