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'You won't find a better deal. Not for frameless.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Fido and Fifi

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'I saw him go that way.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Fruit Bowl

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Nuclear power station and ecology

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

'You spoil that hamster...'

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"I got you a gift."

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

Some politicians say life for them these days is like living in a fish bowl. They must mean going around and around in circles, never making any progress!

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

"Fish on!"

"I don't do windows."

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

People said that it was beginner's luck that Robert caught two fish the very first time he went fishing.

Worm for Two