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People said that it was beginner's luck that Robert caught two fish the very first time he went fishing.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Owl Through Time

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Bowl Games.

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'He was born to the sea.'

Who's Hoot

A heron wearing waders.

Kate's Cat Kennel

'I saw him go that way.'

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

'Yes, this is 'Hooters'. What were you expecting?'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Owl

Fruit Bowl

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Really?"

"Pregnant again? I thought we were supposed to be wise!!"

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

'You spoil that hamster...'

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"There's always a prima donna."

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.