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"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Sushi Train Spotters

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'A table for two?'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"I'll have the chef."

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I saw him go that way.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"Garlic Bread?"

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."

"Here, this might fit."

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."