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"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Sushi Train Spotters

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'A table for two?'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

"I'll have the chef."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Kate's Cat Kennel

'I saw him go that way.'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Garlic Bread?"

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

I told you not to order the house dressing. Hurg.

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."