Angler In A Fishbowl T-Shirts

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Fly Fishing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'I saw him go that way.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'You spoil that hamster...'

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

Some politicians say life for them these days is like living in a fish bowl. They must mean going around and around in circles, never making any progress!

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

"I don't do windows."

"I'll bet you have some stories."