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A coral choral.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Fish Aeroplane

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Sole traders

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.