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"I don't do windows."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Bowling ball head.

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

Fish school toilet protocol.

One of a kind.

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Cod Psychologists.

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Need anything today?'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Got outta jury duty!"

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'Get your own gulp of air.'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."