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"I don't do windows."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Bowling ball head.

One of a kind.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

Fish school toilet protocol.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Cod Psychologists.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'Need anything today?'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"