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'I saw him go that way.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fishing Boat Derby

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Tartar sauce.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Go deep.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Fish school toilet protocol.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

One of a kind.

Cod Psychologists.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Need anything today?'