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BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

reincarnated worm...

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I saw him go that way.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

Fisherman.

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"Just the bait, please."

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Happy Brexiters

Evolution wifi

The Submarine and the Fisherman

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'...a little higher and to the right.'