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BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

reincarnated worm...

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'I saw him go that way.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fisherman.

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"Just the bait, please."

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Happy Brexiters

Evolution wifi

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman