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"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Steroids.'

"Is really wet, here!"

Acme Coffee Co.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Traveller's Luggage.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

'Hey! Not fair!'

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"Just the bait, please."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Worm hiding behind hook.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Happy Brexiters

"Which do you believe more accurately describes the real you, … your 'Greatness' or your 'Whiteness'?"

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

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