Fish Humorists Pillows

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Steroids.'

"Is really wet, here!"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Acme Coffee Co.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'Catching flying fish!'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

'Hey! Not fair!'

Fisherman.

Worm hiding behind hook.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Just the bait, please."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Happy Brexiters

"Which do you believe more accurately describes the real you, … your 'Greatness' or your 'Whiteness'?"

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Fish with Human Trophy