Fish Humorist Pillows

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Steroids.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Fish bait and jail bait.

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Oddly familiar formation.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'