Fish Tank Humorist Pillows

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Oddly familiar formation.

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'