Fish Tank Humorist Pillows

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Acme Coffee Co.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Oddly familiar formation.

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Traveller's Luggage.