Fish Tale Humorist Pillows

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

reincarnated worm...

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"He's allergic to pond water."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.