Fish Humorist Prints

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Steroids.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Acme Coffee Co.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

Oddly familiar formation.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fish bait and jail bait.

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Traveller's Luggage.