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"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping