Fruit Bowl Aficionado Gifts

Fruit Bowl

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping