Fruit Bowl Perfectionist Gifts

'You just can't wait to spoil my fruit bowl arrangement, can you?'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'