Fruit Fiction Fan Gifts

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.