Bowls Aficionado Gifts

'I know he's unorthodox but he's a brilliant bowls player.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Fried chickens.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'The grudge match.'

'You've had enough!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Body by Jake

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.