Bowling Enthusiast Gifts

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

'Your crystal ball has holes in it!' 'When business is bad I give bowling lessons!'

Polar Bears Bowling.

Guillotine and bowling pins.

'I don't like the looks of this...'

'We have ways of making you talk!'

Egyptian bowler.

Sleeping while bowling.

'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'

"Would you all mind moving to the end of the table?"

Polar bear bowling alley

'Your turn to bowl, Agnus.'

"I figured out how to do my weight lifting and improve my bowling score at the same time."

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

Egyptian Bowlers.

Skittles.

Surprise: Happy Birthday Pinhead.

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

"I can't believe they allow bowling in their apartment."

The Evolution of Bowling

Last Smokes

'It doesn't say anything against it in the rule book.'

Cat show features a tabby, an angora and an alley cat holding a bowling ball.

Ten pin bowling.

'Uh-oh!'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Sir Francis Drake plays bowls with ship on horizon

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

"You may experience a bit of discomfort."

Gorilla Bowling

Saving Pin Ryan.

Bowling balls circle pins on a desert island.

'You were warned about mixed marriages.'