Bowling Aficionados Gifts

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Joe Hundredaire