Bowling Fanatic Gifts

There are more things to life than bowling---but I ignore them.

'What are YOU doing here?'

Sisyphus bowling

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

'All I can suggest is for you to start a diet immediately.'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Tenpin Bowling using Explorers and Missionaries heads for bowling balls

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling

"Well, hello! What are the odds?"

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

"HDTV?"

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'