Bowling Fanatic T-Shirts

There are more things to life than bowling---but I ignore them.

'What are YOU doing here?'

Sisyphus bowling

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

'All I can suggest is for you to start a diet immediately.'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Tenpin Bowling using Explorers and Missionaries heads for bowling balls

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling

"Well, hello! What are the odds?"

"HDTV?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins