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Ralph gave up all hope for a fair trial.

Okay, we now have 10 penguins. We can finally start bowling!

Sisyphus' League Night

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'You really can be quite striking at times.'