Bowling Lover Gifts

Apple Redesigns The Bowling Ball

Ralph gave up all hope for a fair trial.

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Bowling. Lane 8. He's leaving right in the middle of a bowling a frame! He doesn't have any time to "spare."

Sisyphus on his day off.

Okay, we now have 10 penguins. We can finally start bowling!

Sisyphus' League Night

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

Pin-atas

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Jimmy Anderson

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.