Fast Bowling Fanatic T-Shirts

Fred Trueman

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

Pinocchio: The later years...

Extreme Bowling.

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Stonehenge Bowling

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

'What are YOU doing here?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Set 'em up, Joe!'

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.