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Terence 'Lightning' Topley-personal description

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Stonehenge Bowling

Extreme Bowling.

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'What are YOU doing here?'

The Bowling Family

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball