Slow Bowler Aficionado Gifts

Terence 'Lightning' Topley-personal description

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

Pinocchio: The later years...

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Stonehenge Bowling

Extreme Bowling.

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

'I love the frame on this one!'

'What are YOU doing here?'

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.