Spin Bowler Admirer Gifts

"It's empty!!!"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Joe Hundredaire

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Extreme Bowling.

T-Rex Ballerina

"It's no use with him. It's over."

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Stonehenge Bowling