Spin Bowler Admirer Pillows

"It's empty!!!"

Polar bear bowling alley

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Suzanne Lenglen

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Pin-atas

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"It's no use with him. It's over."

'They think it's Pavlova.'

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Extreme Bowling.

'Tickets for the Ballet! Wonderful! The national?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."