Bowling Devotee Pillows

Bowling ball head.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Stonehenge Bowling

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."