Bowling Devotee Mugs

Bowling ball head.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Polar bear bowling alley

Vendor selling testosterone.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Stonehenge Bowling

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Extreme Bowling.